That...

Was amazingly funny.
5/5 9/10

LAWLZ

British accents are awesome, or hilarious.
Never anywhere between.
TN

Awesome!

Your shading is awe-inspiring!
The view changes at the beginning were kind of abrupt, but overall, an excellent combination of graphic and audial storytelling.
Well done!
TN

Hilarious and awesome. I didn't have to kill anyone on the last stage, which is kinda cool.

Cool concept.
However, the mouse controls are impossible on a laptop touchpad; you can't move and shoot simultaneously, which seems to be a prerequisite for survival.
Rework the coding, and you'll have a fun little timewaster.

Basically Mega Fantasy X: Tactics. XD

This is an excellent game, save for the excruciating bugs.
I can't shop in the store, because every spacebar hit triggers a new dialog, which obscures the buy screen. D'oh!
However, the first mission went very smoothly, and was a lot of fun to play.
Just quash some bugs, and I'll be very happy, and probably play this game several times through.

I get on NG for the first time in literally 4 years, and what do I find, but a fresh Metaljonus track?

This one is blistering. I dig pretty much everything about it.

Good to see you still waving the metal flag here on NG.

Killing it, bro.
Happy 10 years.
I remember when you hit the scene... good times, for sure.
Here's to 10 more!
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Killer, dude. I can hear some "Reign in Blood"-era Tom Araya vocals on this one... Fast, tuneless yelling about death, destruction and dismemberment. It sounds awesome in my head. :D
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